The Polo Grill, the steakhouse themed restaurant onboard Oceania Riviera, is one of four themed specialty restaurants. For some reason throughout the rest of the cruise, I had to think twice while talking with someone because my brain wanted to call it Pollo Loco. All specialty restaurants are included but do require reservations. To view the menu for this restaurant on Oceania Cruises' official website, click here.
Steakhouse restaurants are always at the top of our list for trying on cruises. We always try a specialty dinner in the steakhouse restaurants on every cruise, even if it costs extra. However, aside from the wonderful show that Mother Nature put on with dolphins/dall's porpoises jumping in and out of the water outside our window, this restaurant's experience left a less than stellar impression.
We were seated at a two top table along a back corner with a large circular table taking up the bulk of the corner. For most of the meal, it seems like we were forgotten by the wait staff. Long waits for courses and drink refills. We had the unfortunate luck of being seated next to a table behind us with a woman who decided that her chair couldn't be in the same zip code as her table when the crew member tried to help her push in her chair. I was in the chair directly behind hers so the solution by the crew member was to have me shove into my table so far I had to twist each time I wanted to bring my arms up in order to let her sit as far back as she wanted. Not sure if this is the new diet plan - making it so the passenger can't use her arms to lift the knife and fork. We also had the pleasure of hearing her conversations loud enough to be heard from across the restaurant. Maybe if you sat a little closer to your table, you wouldn't have to yell at your dining companion! I'm betting she's related to the couple having a loud speakerphone conversation on their balcony yelling as if they were trying to be heard back home without the phone on a previous cruise.
From the Starters menu:
Escargot in Casserole with chive sauce and garlic vegetable julienne with Fleuron. I was quite surprised to see escargot in this preparation. Perhaps due to that, this version seemed like it was missing a lot of the flavor that normally comes in the escargot dish presentation.
Chesapeake Bay Lump Crab Cake with Pommery Mustard Sauce - not sure why the pommery mustard sauce came looking like a melted lime popsicle?
From the Soups menu:
Honestly, I'm not sure whether I ordered the New England Clam Chowder or the Lobster Bisque topped with morsels of sauteed lobster. Judging by the picture I'd have said this was the chowder but the dishes before this would have me second guessing if this was what they considered bisque.
From the Salads menu - Dad ordered the Classic Caesar salad that is supposed to come with a tableside preparation from a wheeled cart. A crew member that looked to be a manager came over and asked what Dad wanted on his Caesar salad because they wouldn't be able to fit the cart up next to our table. They did bring the cart easily over to the large circular table in the corner behind us.
Dad is trying a lot more foods he previously vowed never to eat but alas, anchovies on his Caesar salads are still a no go!
I asked our waiter for his recommendation between The Polo Grill Surf and Turf - Florida Lobster Tail and Filet Mignon and the Whole Maine Lobster steamed with drawn butter or gratinated with bread crumbs, olive oil, garlic, and parsley. He wholeheartedly encouraged me to go for the Surf and Turf, talking as if the Whole Maine Lobster choice would be like risking my life or at least my digestive tract to choose it.
This Florida Lobster Tail served on my way to Alaska looked like it had just flown in on the red eye today to get to my plate. The filet mignon was only about 2 inches wide looking like someone had cooked one steak and split it between several dishes. It had such a hard salty crust on top I would have thought it was hanging out in the ocean with the lobster. Never saw any of the sauce choices arrive that we ordered. Someone did come by offering to take the lobster out of the shell when I was nearly done eating it.
Lobster Mac n Cheese from the Sides menu - I must say, I've never been on a cruise where lobster was used so frequently in so many dishes. Especially without charging extra. This dish though must have had a criminal lobster who needed to go into the witness protection program. All traces of it from this dish seemed to have disappeared.
Chocolate Layer Cake for dessert - I miss the days when steakhouse desserts used to be large servings with plenty to share. The whipped cream piping down the side to cover up the chopped off end where the rest of the piece would have at least come to a point gets an honorable mention for ingenuity.